The following document was found in one of the dwellings at Yorktown, Va.”
To the Future Yankee Occupants of this Place
We have retired to the country for a short time to recruit our health. We find that with your two hundred thousand men you are too modest to visit this place, and we give you an opportunity to satisfy your curiosity with regard to our defences, assuring you that we will call upon you soon.
We hope a few days residence in a house once occupied by men will induce enough courage in your gallant hearts to enable you to come within at least two miles of white ner hereafter. Be sure to have on hand a supply of porkn beans” when we return; also, some codfish and “apple sass.” When we learn to relish such diet we may become like you–Puritanical, selfish, thieving, God-forgotten, devil-worshipping, devil-belonging, African-loving, blue-bellied Yankees. Advise father Abraham to keep his Scotch cloak on hand, to keep soberer, and your wise Congress to hunt up two thousand five hundred millions of specie to pay the debt you have incurred in winning the contempt of every live man. We have on hand a few tools which we devote to the special duty of loosening the links of your steel shirts. Couldnt you get a few iron-clad men to do your fighting? Are you not horribly afraid that we will shoot you below the shirts? When are you coming to Richmond? Couldnt you go up the river with us? There is one score which we will yet settle with you to the death. Your fiend-like treatment of old men and helpless women reads you out of the pale of civilized warfare, and if rifles are true and knives keen, we will rid some of you of your beastly inclinations.
When you arise as high in the scale of created beings as a Brazilian monkey, we will allow you sometimes to associate with our negroes; but until then Southern soil will be too hot for the sons of the Pilgrims. The only dealing we will have with you is, henceforth, war to the knife. We despise you as heartily as we can whip you easily on any equal field.
Most heartily at your service, whenever you offer a fight.
J. TRAVISO SCOTT,
Company A. Sixth Georgia Volunteers.
Originally posted 2008-05-10 00:39:52.