Archive for 24. September 2009

COLONEL GILLEM.–

COLONEL GILLEM was one day reprimanding one of his soldiers, who was slightly intoxicated at the time. After the Colonel had concluded, the soldier remarked, “Yez wuddint have occasion to talk to me so ef I had a pistol.” The Colonel, much astonished, asked, “Well, sir, what would you do if you had a pistol?” “Why, I’d shoot—–myself, sir.”